A funny experience happened to me one day.
One day I had to go take a dump, so I went into a stall inside a public washroom. Unfortunately, I was a little constipated, so nothing came out for awhile. Suddenly this guy rushed in, and I knew he was having some sort of explosive diarrhea from the sound of it. I said to him, " Man, I'm really jealous of you man. Nothing came out of me. " He was like, "Why would you envy me? I didn't even have time to take off my pants " I had a hard time trying not to laugh.
追问我弱弱的问:“能不能把翻译写出来......”
追答我从人人上看的笑话 翻译成了英文。。这人去大便。。但是拉不出来。。旁边进来一个 拉的噼里啪啦 特痛快。。第一个人就说特羡慕。。第二个人说羡慕什么 还没脱裤子呢。。。