翻译中文笑话

Question

假钞有两个造假钞的不小心造出面值15元的假钞，两人决定到偏远山区花掉。当他们拿一张15元买了1元的糖葫芦后，他们哭了，农民找了他们两张七块的…卧底米饭和包子打仗，米饭仗着人多势众，见了包子就打：豆沙包、糖包、蒸饺无一幸免。粽子被逼到墙角，情急之下把衣服一撕，大叫：“看清楚，我是卧底！”（翻译这两个笑话，专业一点的）

Answer 1

这是英语翻译：There are two counterfeiting of currency counterfeiting careless create counterfeit $ 15 face value, they decided to spend the remote mountainous areas. When they get a 15 yuan to buy a $ 1 candied fruit, they cry, they find two seven farmers of rice and dumplings ... undercover war, rice relied on numerous, met with buns hit: red bean paste bag, sugar bag, steamed spared. Dumplings backed into a corner, so he put a tear clothes, shouting: "look, I'm undercover!"
这是意思翻译：1：聪明反被聪明误
2：要有急智，遇到紧急情况才能够绝处逢生。

Answer 2

There are two counterfeiting of currency counterfeiting careless create counterfeit $ 15 face value, they decided to spend the remote mountainous areas. When they get a 15 yuan to buy a $ 1 candied fruit, they cry, they find two seven farmers of rice and dumplings ... undercover war, rice relied on numerous, met with buns hit: red bean paste bag, sugar bag, steamed spared. Dumplings backed into a corner, so he put a tear clothes, shouting: "look, I'm undercover!"

Answer 3

第一个 ，，聪明反被聪明误。。别耍小聪明。。。。

第二个。。危急关头，要 急中生智，，才能保住自己的权益

Answer 4

Counterfeit money has two made the counterfeit money not carefully made the face value of the 15 yuan, the two decided to counterfeit money spent remote mountain. When they take a 15 yuan for the $1 sugar-coated berry, they cry, farmers find their two pieces of seven pieces of... Undercover rice and steamed stuffed bun war, rice, and, behold, there is safety in Numbers by the steamed stuffed bun dozen: shot, TangBao, steamed dumplings none escape by luck. Rice dumplings was forced into a corner, the feeling be nasty under a torn clothes, shout loudly: "see, I'm undercover!"

Answer 5

第一个 ，，聪明反被聪明误。。别耍小聪明。。。。

第二个。。危急关头，要 急中生智，，才能保住自己的权益