过节收红包的搞笑说说

Question

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Answer 1

1、真希望收到红包的时候，里面写着“再来一包”。

I really hope that when I receive the red envelope, it says "One more".

2、今年过年不收礼，收礼只收毛爷爷。

I don't accept gifts for Chinese New Year this year, but only Grandpa Mao.

3、我们之间除了新年快乐，就没有大一点的红包吗？

Apart from Happy New Year, don't we have a bigger red envelope?

4、压岁钱随便给多少，只要是红色的就行。

You can give as much lucky money as you want, as long as it is red.

5、红包我出，你开心就好。

I'll give you the red envelope, as long as you are happy.

6、每天早上醒来，发现你和红包都在。

Wake up every morning and find you and the red envelope.

7、世间万物，唯有发红包的人不可辜负。

Of all things in the world, only those who send red envelopes can't live up to them.

8、红包抢得好，生活没烦恼。

Rob red packets is very good, and there is no trouble in life.

9、问世间何为良药，一是红包，二是钞票，红包发得勤，你干什么都行，钞票给到位，你怎么都对，如果不对，那一定是钞票额度不对。

Ask what is a good medicine in the world: first, red envelopes and second, banknotes. You can do whatever you want. If the banknotes are given in place, you are right. If not, it must be the wrong amount of banknotes.

10、每次过年红包都是推来推去的，真怕一推就走了。

Every Chinese New Year red envelope is pushed around. I'm afraid I'll push it aw