一位在美的留学生,想要考国际驾照。在考试时因为过于紧张,看到地上标线是向左转。
他不放心的问道:turn left?
监考官回答:right。
于是他立刻向右转。
很抱歉他只有下次再来。
某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:i am sorry。
老外应道:i am sorry too。
某人听后又道:i am sorry three。
老外不解,问what are you sorry for?
某人无奈,道:i am sorry five。
若干年前,一位老兄到纽约公干。工作之余,也打算休息休息,看看风景名胜。
为此他查了大量的资料,做了充分的准备。众多名胜之一,就有自由女神像(Statue of Liberty)。
为了确保能够到达仰慕已久的地方,他甚至把负责自由女神像参观的联系电话都找到 - 666-2613。
于是,他就打辆出租出发了。下面是他和出租司机的对话。
Driver: “ Where do you want to go., sir? “
Mr. D: “ FREE Woman, Do you know where I can find Free Woman? “
Driver: “ What? :-O Hey man, here is America, nothing is free !!! “
Mr. D: “ Oh, how comes. I read it from yellow page. See,
here is the phone number, sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free.“
某年大学联招英文作文试题 “黑羊与白羊“请考生看完前段提示后接著完成全文~~~提示如下:
“One day the black goat meet the white goat on a bridge..”
有一名考生的回答如下:
then the black goat asked the white goat “Can you speak Chinese?“.
The white goat answered “Why not!“
以下全部以中文做答。。。。。。
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,就面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“hello?”
老外:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
老外:“can you speak English? ”
前台小姐:“if I not speak English, I am speaking
what?”
老外:“can anybody else speak English? ”
前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing,
no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait,
you go.”
老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak
English?”
前台小姐:“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on
earth have what thing.”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
帮忙把英文翻译一下,谢谢!
是把英文翻译成中文哎!没办法,主要是我看不懂嘛...英语太烂