" La la la la la la la ... ..." Oh, my deskmate is showing his broken voice. Really, also do not have a look sing what song called, are antique also sing. Speechless ah, ah ah ah ah.
My deskmate, called TOM. Characteristic is stingy, handedness, boring, not normal. He always likes to kick around, weak, before it, always with him sitting outside, I do, every class, I all cried out, and said to him in all the praise, only reveal a" you know" look, and then quietly raised bench and let me in. For this, I have and he had more than nine nine eighty-one times, however, I see a large number of adults, where he usually no one boast 's sake -- hey, just wasting a little slobber, admire him.
My deskmate is a good student, but also by some people praise for" have beautiful features", but because of the long living in my dark reign, became a typical gentleman -- " the do-it-yourself". His motto is:" I beat you I kill you." So, every time I told him the implementation of" boxing", he was always there to dodge, counted my crime. The result, I was always so angry that he terrified, hot under the collar, but they are not squeeze a word of protest. Hum hum, I but you said, but I beat you, is the so-called" you do not enter the hell, who the hell"!
My deskmate writing, that is quite unique, it is have no predecessors, who have to be out of order, the one, a song is described as:" left three, right three laps, crooked crooked neck, ass." A year on a certain day, I got boring, he grabbed his homework, took out a piece of paper, to imitate his word. Oh, I had wasted10 sheets of paper, and write a n word, was not a little like! Fortunately he has prophetic vision, fast took the operations of this, because of, I have torn him, the impulse ... ...
One time, I was told, saying with hair like watermelon taro. After I listen, at the back of the seat, staring at him for a minute. When he is narcissistic to touching his toy boy feel shy to ask:" is it right? I handsome?" , I suddenly clap shouted : "Oh, it's like this!" He was frightened jump, peevishly:" give me a look like like like, like what ah!" I'm innocent face said:" like the watermelon peel ... ..." " What?" He jumped up, surprised but said sadly:" how can I like watermelon skin? Ah, life is too failed ... ..." I" pa" takes a table," what's the hurry ah, if not finished yet! I mean, your hair is like, and do not say you people look like ... ... Stupid which!" Yes, they are. Hair style ... ... Looks like the watermelon skin?" He whispered for a while, and felt her hair, finally, to a" missing you" look, and said: " man, don't so keen powers of observation. This can not say out ah, miss, otherwise I would have done ... ..." " Good! Must not say!" Wow? A word from a, can never be withdrawn!" Hum hum, I'm not a gentleman, I is the villain, I do, but alas, who told you to always fight with me! Know what 's wrong!
About my life story, there are many many ... ... Here, offer a segment of words to him:
God said:" let there be light." So the world with light. God said:" do something wrong should be punished." Therefore. I will make you. It is not my fault. It is all your fault ... ...
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