Phoebe discovers that the man she thought was her father was not her father, but a model. She goes home and asks grandma who her father is. Will grandma tell her? Monica and Rachel didn't give the janitor-in-charge a red envelope. Instead, they gave the janitor-in-charge a homemade cookie.Rachel is still mad at Ross for making a list of reasons why he doesn't like her
Phoebe不小心发现她一直以为是自己的爸爸的人不是她爸爸，而只是一个模特，她要回家问外婆她爸爸到底是谁，外婆会告诉她吗？Monica和Rachel没有给管理员包红包而是送了自己做的饼干，Rachel还在气Ross列了不喜欢她的理由的清单。。。
照例喜欢的图片镇场。
Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
你们今年给管理员多少红包？
Money is so impersonal . Cookies says someone really cares ...All right, we're broke , but cookies do say that.
给钱太见外了，饼干表示我们关心他。好吧，我们没钱，但饼干也能表达这个意思。
Look at these authentic fake medals. I tell ya, mom's gonna be voted best dressed at the make-believe military academy.
哦瞧瞧这些假徽章，妈妈会在假的军校里得到“最佳服装奖”。
Oh, but when Phoebe has a problem, everyone's all ears !
菲比有问题时大家都洗耳恭听！
I smell smoke. Maybe that's 'cause someone's pants are on fire .
我闻到烟味了，也许是因为有人的裤子着火了。（ 说谎 ）
OK, that makes no sense . Why would the villagers worship a pharmacist?
那没有道理，村民干嘛去崇拜一个，药剂师呢？
Alright, alright, you know how you say I never seize the day? Well, alright, even though he's your super, I'm seizing. Mr. Treeger, huh, here is 50 bucks, merry Christmas.
好吧… 你说我从不把握机会？他虽然是你们的管理员，我也要把握一下。崔格先生？这里是50块钱，圣诞快乐。
Oh, yeah, they were so personal , really showed you cared.
是呀，那好温暖哦，真的表示你的关心。