C:I hate Mondays.
Pooky, cover me. I’m going in.
Alley-oop.(ba la ba la ha)
Sleeping beauty,wake up.
You can stop dreaming about me,because I’m here.
Now just wake up.You’ve got work to do.
You’re not just my owner,you’re my primary caregiver,now…
P:Not now,Garfield.
C: All right.Cut the sweet stuff.Easy now.Just…
Trying to cuddle with me,huh?
Well,that just ain’t gonna fly.It don’t work.
See,I’m getting my exercise.Doing my job.
Just one quick cannonball.
-Morning.
P: ---Garfield.
C: OK.I think you’re clean enough now.
----Got your towel here.
P: --Garfield.(好可怜的主人…)
早餐时间:
P: It’s liver—flavored.
Delicious.
吃吃吃。。。
P:--Liver.
C: ---Well.Actually,it’s liver—flavored.
散步
C: That was a good breakfast.
ow I think I’ll just fall off the
Catkins diet.and get myself a little high-fat chaser.
黑白:Garfield,look,the milk truck.
C: Attaboy, Nermal.The milk truck comes every day.
黑白:Ye! Maybe not today.Maybe it’s changing routes.
Maybe this’ll be the last we’ll see of it.
It’s just across the street. We’re cats,we like milk.
Go for it.
C: --No.
黑白:----But….
C: “But nothing.”I don’t leave the cul—de—sac,for anything.
Out there it’s a hornet’s nest of trouble.
Bad things happen out there, so I don’t go out there.
Besides,I’ve found,if you wait for long enough,
Everything comes to you.
黑白: Here come da milkman, Here come da milkman.
He got his shoes on…
C: --Hey,Nermal,let’s play astronaut again.
黑白:--Yeah?
C: --I love that game. You’re a brave astronaut.
黑白:--All right.
C: Prepare to jump into your sapceship.
黑白:--But what about the milk?
C: Who needs milk when you can be in outer space?
---You got a secret mission.
黑白:Yeah?
C: You’ll be exploring the Milky Way.
I get the chills when you jump in your spacecraft.
-----The nation thanks you.Prepare to blast off.
黑白:--I’m ready to go.
C: Three,two,one.
----Bon voyage.
黑白:---Look at me go.
C: ----Don’t look down.
黑白:---I’m an eagle flying.
C: Come to papa ,baby.
黑白:--I can see everything from here.
I can seee my house.
C: Got milk?
黑白:I can see the whole neighbourhood.
C:--That’s nice.That’s very nice.
黑白:---There’s another milk truck.
C: ---And that is even nicer.
黑白:--I can see…
C: Mission accomplished,Nermal.
黑白:Garfield,do it again.
Where did everybody go ?
大狗:You’re on the wrong side of the street,fat cat.
Beat it.
C: And you,Luca,the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.
And you ,Luca ,the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.
大狗:OK, that’s it .You’re gonna get it good today.
C: I make a point to get it good every day.
The question is , how shall I outwit you?
大狗:---What?
C: ---Shall I baffle you with simple math?
大狗:I can spell.
C: Shall I distract you with something shiny?