By the pond side, there was a crowd of frogs swaying and dancing. Look how exciting they were! Suddenly, a coral snake showed up and sneaked to the frogs. Seeing those fresh and juicy frogs, the snake dribled like a starving wolf which has just found a delicious rabbit. However, the frogs had flet away before the snake made her move. "This would be tough", the snake hesitated. "Bingo!" the snake blurted out with his eye blinking.
Later, the snake came to the middle of the pasture. Following the lark's graceful pace, she began to dance with her delicate body. By this moment, those frogs were completely charmed by her squamas shining under the golden sunshine.
"Wow, she's awesome!"
"Maybe we'd ask her to teach us."
"But she's a coral snake!"
"No harm for watching anyway", the frogs whispered.
Finally, the frogs walked toward the snake on a impulse. The snake chuckled to herself and went, "hey, my dear little frog buddies, how's my dance eh?"(æ¨ååçå°æ·«èè¿æ¯ä¸ªè±å½å¦ï¼
The leader frog nodded but he didn't know the snake had already seen through him.
The snake went, "Oh, sweetheart
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don't be panic, i'm not gonna bite eh
ãå¦æä½ è¦è¯»è¿ç¯è¯æï¼å¨è¿éè¿ä¸ªehè¦è¯»æåè°ã,
you know i've changed my taste, i'm a bugtarian now
ãbugtarianæ¯ç±vegetarianæ¼åçåé è¯ï¼æææ¯é£è«ç人ï¼å¦æä½ è§å¾ä¸ä¿é©è¯·æè¿éæ¹æ'i eat bugs now'ã ."
"Oh, really?" the frog doubted her words. "You've really become a bugtarian
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"Er...sure
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form now on, you're my mates/friends/buddies/bros! I swear to the God(if snakes got one=.=)ãè¿éå¦æä½ ä¸å欢ç¨"I swear to the God"ä½ å¯ä»¥æ¢æyou have my wordsæè
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In this way, the snake proudly became the frogs dancing teacher. Everyday, the snake led the frogs to the pond side and taught them how to dance the disco, the yanko. See how wonderful they were!ãä½ è¿ä¸ªâå¯å¸¦å²å¿äºâæå¾æå¾çº ç»åï¼è±è¯éé¢å®å¨æ²¡æè½å®å
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Yet, what the frogs didn't know was that the tragedy would finally come.
One day, the snake dropped by to see the frogs' rehearsal. While the other frogs were dancing vigorously, the snake grabbed two of the dancing frogs and ate'em up in a blink of eye.
"So much for today, we shall continue tomorrow!" said the snake, wiping her mouth like nothing had happened.
That night, the frogs found that two of them had missed for no reasons.
"is this possible that the snake ate them?"
"can't be, the teacher coral snake promised remember?"
"Well, maybe they went to the squirrel's hosue."
"otherwise, they went to the little bunny's" the frogs mumbled.
The next day, the snake continued watching frogs' rehearsal as she did yesterday. A frog hid in jungle captured the whole process. He almost screamed out as the snake was neaking around and devoured another frog. Then the "jungle-frog" stumbled to the police station for help. The Captain Blackcat sent the police immediately as he got the news.
In the meantime, the tercel took a short path and reached the snake before the others. Realizing her danger, the snake began to run.
"Freeze!" the tecel took a dive and grasped the snake in his mouth then flew back to the station. The frog in jungle told everyone alive the whole story which astonished the whole frogs.
"You can never make a snake eat bugs"
"How'd we trust that posioned bitch!?"ãå¦æä½ æ¯è®²ç»å°æåå¬ç请æ¹æ"I can't believed that we trusted her"ã
everyone grumbled.
On the thirday day, on the court, the fair Judge Owl asked
"how'd we deal with this heartless muderer?"
"Die! Die! Die!" all the animals shouted as soon as the owl finished his words.
The jury passed the resolution then the fair, noble Judge Owl claimed
"Alright, as the coral snake was found guilty, she will be sentenced to death immediately!"
The applause broke out as he finished his words...ãæé ï¼å°±è¿ä¹ç»å°èæ´æ»äºåï¼ççåã
Ps: Oh my sweetest holy penguin maria! this story's the most crap one that i've ever heard. motherfuckers, somebody really'd teach that son of a bitch how to write stories for children. I won't let my children read this fking shit anyway. it's totally nonsense 'n totally FUCKING GAY! it has no bloody logic! i don't even know how'd a HUMAN make up such a bullshit story like this. If i meet that twat writer, i'd rip his balls off and fry'em in a goddamn fry pan then stuff the balls in his sorry ass. i'm gonna make him the biggest faggot ever!
PPs:It cost me over three hours to translate this inhuman story. I'd tell you responsibly that it's total my stuff. not a bit from the internet, so use it well.AND....it kills me, dude, i mean it. this story's bloody stool~i don't even know why i translated it for you. you gotta thank me, man.
PPPs: Dude, use my reply as the "best answer". for your own sake!
PPPPs:sweet juses, it's been 3:43....gotta get some sleep..
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