第一个:
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穷酸秀才Little Duck: Hello, this is Little Duck speaking. Who’s that? Oh, dear Grandma. Yes, I’m fine. I miss you very much. I’ll come to visit you this morning. Good bye.
Little Duck:: Wow! What a sunny day! I’m going to visit my grandma.
(猫先生正在河边捉鱼。但是他总是抓不到。)
Little Duck: Good morning, Mr. Cat. How are you?
Mr. Cat: Fine. Thank you, and you?
Little Duck: I’m fine, too. What are you doing?
Mr. Cat: I’m catching fish! Look! It’s a big fish! But I can’t catch it!
Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you.
(小鸭子跳入河里,帮猫先生捉到了鱼。)
Little Duck: Here you are. Have a good meal.
Mr. Cat: Thank you. It’s so kind of you.
Little Duck: My pleasure.(抬头看看天色)I have to go now.
Mr. Goat: Help! Help!
Little Duck: Who’s crying?
Mr. Cat: I don’t know.
Little Duck: Let’s go and see.
Mr. Cat: Alright.
(小鸭子和猫先生一起四处寻找。)
Mr. Cat: Here! It’s Mr. Goat!
Little Duck: What’s wrong with you, Mr. Goat?
Mr. Goat: I was running with singing. But I ran too fast and fell down. My leg is broken. I can’t stand up.
Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you. Mr. Cat, can you do me a favor?
Mr. Cat: Sure.
(他们把山羊先生扶起来。然后一起送山羊先生回了家。)
Mr. Goat: Thank you very much.
Little Duck: It’s alright. Oh, it’s too late. I have to go now.
Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Where are you going?
Little Duck: I’m going to visit my grandma.
Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Thank you for helping us.
Little Duck: It’s my pleasure.
Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Have a good time!
Little Duck: I will. Good bye!
Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Good bye!
第二个:w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?
doctor: your brain is perfectly ok.
w.bush: how come?
doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain.
w.bush: and?
doctor: but yours is even far bether than all the others.
w.bush: oh?
doctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception.
w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope.
doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain.
A:Do,do,do,how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see you. ABCDEFG, I must 攻克you。Yeah.
B:Hey, hey,hey.挺认真的呢!在干什么?英国老鼠,很时代感呀!
A:哎,不学也不行了。往事不可提呀,太伤我们中华民族的自尊了。
B:这么掺,说来听听。
A:哎,有一次我在广州和daddy, mummy去广州乘bus.
B:guangzhou bus, wow,many people.
A:对了,人都快被挤成相片了。那bus go,stop,go, stop,我是东摇西晃前赴后继,啊,一不小心——
B:撞死了。
A:你咋就不能说一句好话啊!撞死了谁做你的搭档啊!踩到后面人的脚了。我回头一看,原来是一个身材魁梧,黄头发,蓝眼睛,白皮肤——
B:你说老外得了呗!
A:我一看是老外,咱可不能丢我们中华少年儿童的良好传统,于是我露出一个真诚的、迷人的微笑,说:I’m sorry!
B:Oh,I’m sorry too!
A:我这心一想:啊,人家老外sorry two,Oh,I’msorry three.
B:What are you sorry for?
A:哎呀!这老外是寸步不让啊,他都Sorryfour了,不行,我好歹也是学了五六年的英语了,我连忙说Oh,Oh,Oh,I’msorryfive!
B:Sorryfive?HA!HA!HA!
A:这老外还敢取笑我,气刹吾也!I’llgiveyousomecolourtoseesee!
B:(模仿老外口音)什么?你要给我一点颜色看看!
A:我一听,太他妈的伤自尊心了,于是一横心就打算把这破英语搞好。
听说您最近英语学得很有心得,是不是真的呢?
B:不敢,不敢,只不过是学得了一点儿皮毛,说不上一级棒!
A:那这样子好了,让我来考考您!
B:没问题,尽管考~ (一副很有自信的样子)
A:注意听了:I am the apple of my parent's eye."是什麼意思?
小鱼:apple,那还不容易吗?我们学校一年级的小朋友都会了,还考我:苹果啦。eye:就是眼睛。苹果眼睛,苹果怎么在眼睛呢?错了,肯定是句错句。那些老外的眼睛那么大的吗?往你父母的眼睛放苹果?
B:No -No-No-------
A:Oh, please.(哀求状)到底是什么了?
B:嘿嘿,不懂了吧。你想想,我的爸爸妈妈最疼那个呀?
A: 当然是你啦。
B:对了,在他们的眼里,我是什么了?
A: 小宝贝,小皇帝。
B:汝子可教,汝子可教呀。那么: I am the apple of my parents' eye.就是说:
A/B:我是我父母的小宝贝,我父母的掌上明珠。
A:英国老鼠的知识实在太有趣了,我一定要好好地学习。
B:对。让我们天天read,天天listen,天天进步!yeah.
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