求用英语说的4人小品

求用英语说的小品 初一水平 简单 要4个人 字数少 不要太少 一人10句左右话差不多 好的话还加分
每人5句吧

第一个:
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穷酸秀才Little Duck: Hello, this is Little Duck speaking. Who’s that? Oh, dear Grandma. Yes, I’m fine. I miss you very much. I’ll come to visit you this morning. Good bye.

Little Duck:: Wow! What a sunny day! I’m going to visit my grandma.

(猫先生正在河边捉鱼。但是他总是抓不到。)

Little Duck: Good morning, Mr. Cat. How are you?

Mr. Cat: Fine. Thank you, and you?

Little Duck: I’m fine, too. What are you doing?

Mr. Cat: I’m catching fish! Look! It’s a big fish! But I can’t catch it!

Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you.

(小鸭子跳入河里,帮猫先生捉到了鱼。)

Little Duck: Here you are. Have a good meal.

Mr. Cat: Thank you. It’s so kind of you.

Little Duck: My pleasure.(抬头看看天色)I have to go now.

Mr. Goat: Help! Help!

Little Duck: Who’s crying?

Mr. Cat: I don’t know.

Little Duck: Let’s go and see.

Mr. Cat: Alright.

(小鸭子和猫先生一起四处寻找。)

Mr. Cat: Here! It’s Mr. Goat!

Little Duck: What’s wrong with you, Mr. Goat?

Mr. Goat: I was running with singing. But I ran too fast and fell down. My leg is broken. I can’t stand up.

Little Duck: Don’t worry. Let me help you. Mr. Cat, can you do me a favor?

Mr. Cat: Sure.

(他们把山羊先生扶起来。然后一起送山羊先生回了家。)

Mr. Goat: Thank you very much.

Little Duck: It’s alright. Oh, it’s too late. I have to go now.

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Where are you going?

Little Duck: I’m going to visit my grandma.

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Thank you for helping us.

Little Duck: It’s my pleasure.

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Have a good time!

Little Duck: I will. Good bye!

Mr. Cat and Mr. Goat: Good bye!

第二个:w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?
doctor: your brain is perfectly ok.
w.bush: how come?
doctor: you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life brain.
w.bush: and?
doctor: but yours is even far bether than all the others.
w.bush: oh?
doctor: yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but yours is an exception.
w.bush: tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head of USA. I hope.
doctor: sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in your right brain.

A:Do,do,do,how do you do? See, see, see, nice to see you. ABCDEFG, I must 攻克you。Yeah.
B:Hey, hey,hey.挺认真的呢!在干什么?英国老鼠,很时代感呀!
A:哎,不学也不行了。往事不可提呀,太伤我们中华民族的自尊了。
B:这么掺,说来听听。
A:哎,有一次我在广州和daddy, mummy去广州乘bus.
B:guangzhou bus, wow,many people.
A:对了,人都快被挤成相片了。那bus go,stop,go, stop,我是东摇西晃前赴后继,啊,一不小心——
B:撞死了。
A:你咋就不能说一句好话啊!撞死了谁做你的搭档啊!踩到后面人的脚了。我回头一看,原来是一个身材魁梧,黄头发,蓝眼睛,白皮肤——
B:你说老外得了呗!
A:我一看是老外,咱可不能丢我们中华少年儿童的良好传统,于是我露出一个真诚的、迷人的微笑,说:I’m sorry!
B:Oh,I’m sorry too!
A:我这心一想:啊,人家老外sorry two,Oh,I’msorry three.
B:What are you sorry for?
A:哎呀!这老外是寸步不让啊,他都Sorryfour了,不行,我好歹也是学了五六年的英语了,我连忙说Oh,Oh,Oh,I’msorryfive!
B:Sorryfive?HA!HA!HA!
A:这老外还敢取笑我,气刹吾也!I’llgiveyousomecolourtoseesee!
B:(模仿老外口音)什么?你要给我一点颜色看看!
A:我一听,太他妈的伤自尊心了,于是一横心就打算把这破英语搞好。
听说您最近英语学得很有心得,是不是真的呢?
B:不敢,不敢,只不过是学得了一点儿皮毛,说不上一级棒!
A:那这样子好了,让我来考考您!
B:没问题,尽管考~ (一副很有自信的样子)
A:注意听了:I am the apple of my parent's eye."是什麼意思?
小鱼:apple,那还不容易吗?我们学校一年级的小朋友都会了,还考我:苹果啦。eye:就是眼睛。苹果眼睛,苹果怎么在眼睛呢?错了,肯定是句错句。那些老外的眼睛那么大的吗?往你父母的眼睛放苹果?
B:No -No-No-------
A:Oh, please.(哀求状)到底是什么了?
B:嘿嘿,不懂了吧。你想想,我的爸爸妈妈最疼那个呀?
A: 当然是你啦。
B:对了,在他们的眼里,我是什么了?
A: 小宝贝,小皇帝。
B:汝子可教,汝子可教呀。那么: I am the apple of my parents' eye.就是说:
A/B:我是我父母的小宝贝,我父母的掌上明珠。
A:英国老鼠的知识实在太有趣了,我一定要好好地学习。
B:对。让我们天天read,天天listen,天天进步!yeah.

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第1个回答  2010-12-23
Global warming
A. Class begins, good afternoon everyone.
B. C. D :Good afternoon, teacher.
A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ?
B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.
A. It’s related to our correct answer. But it isn’t correct one.
B. Is it the problem of population increasing?
A. No.
C. Oh. I got it. It’s global warming.
A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because……
B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it’s global cooling!
A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold.
B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”?
C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming.
A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming?
B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water. Human will have no places to live.
C. Surely, we don’t want that will happen.
A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?
B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant trees
C. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.
A. Ok. Students, we can’t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting trees.
D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!
A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.
B.C.D.Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!
A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students!
B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.本回答被提问者和网友采纳