搞笑的英语句子

如题所述

1. You look very Chinese,very dedicated,very backbone.
2. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
3. I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。
4. You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住!
5. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
6. Germany is the onlywoman,I think I must be too mean.
7. 快乐的单身汉迟早会结婚,幸福不是永久的。
8. My principle is: the person does not make me,I do not prisoners; if the person make me,I will getangry!
9. 考试伤害了多少孩子,让多少诚实的孩子学会作弊。
10. big one mother 大姨妈
11. 中国人有两个特点:一是不爱说实话;二是不爱听实话。
12. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.
13. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。
14. no three no four 不三不四
15. A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把zhi火
16. you raise me up 你太抬举我了
17. I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.
18. Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
19. 你有没有注意到讨厌你的人都很丑?
20. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天,而不是每天早上醒来。
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