用英语说一件搞笑的事，急急急

Question

老师给我布置了一个作业，让我用英语说一下上周发生在自己身上的一件搞笑的事，我不大会说呀，有没有人帮一下，明天就要上去说了，不要小笑话，急急急，谢谢了

Answer 1

I am sitting reading my newspaper when my wife sneaks up behind me and whacks(打) me on the head with a frying pan. "What the hell was that for? " I ask. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it, " she replies. Don 't be silly, " I say. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races(赛马), Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on. " She seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes. Three days later i am again sitting in his chair reading when she nails(打，俚语) me with an even bigger frying pan, knocking me out cold. When I come around, I ask again, "What the hell was that for? " "Your fucking horse just phoned. "

Answer 2

朋友问：看过<断臂山>没?
我回答：我断臂1 断臂2 还没看呢,咋看断臂3啊?
朋友...........

Friend asked: read <Brokeback Mountain> not?
I replied: I have not seen Brokeback one arm 2 it, a quick look at Brokeback 3 ah?
Friends ...........

Answer 3

I am sitting reading my newspaper when my wife sneaks up behind me and whacks(打) me on the head with a frying pan.