英语冷笑话谐音梗

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

英语冷笑话谐音梗如下：

1、What do you call a deer with no eye?

(没有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿)

No eye deer (No idea).

无眼鹿（不知道）

2、What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?

(一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么)

I will ketchup (catch up).

(我能赶上)(ketchup 番茄酱)

3、What do you call a bee from America?

(来自美国的蜜蜂叫什么)

A USB (US bee).

4、Which is faster, hot or cold?

(冷和热，哪个更快)

Hot. Because you can catch a cold.

(热更快，因为你能追上冷/会感冒 catch a cold）

5、What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?
(当我问我家的狗2减2等于多少，他说了什么)

He said nothing.
(他什么也没说 / 他说什么也没有)